dropping by...

TWO ENTRIES!

I could weep for sheer joy.

(yes, clearly I am bored at work.)

Starbucks makes yummy cinnamon toast that does no good for my waistline. I have become an increasingly frequent patron of this evil global corporation of doom since starting a job that could propel me to a career in evil, global corporate lawyering of doom.

Ah well.

Law is boring.

Fresh Man

College has begun. And we are the over-eager, obnoxious freshmen, ready for all sorts of stimulation. I'm absolutely ready to deflower what's otherwise a pristine, postcard-worthy campus.

The other boys can't seem to wait. The girls all seem to sport large, heaving breasts.